A Few Limericks from the Book
The Donald’s Running
June 16, 2015
He’s been a perennial presidential campaign chump, But lo, into the political fray he’s now jumped.
And with his penchant for self-branding,
We could soon find ourselves standing
In the registered, trademarked “United States of Trump.”
Lord of Soredom
Dec. 18, 2020
Trump came into office as a phony and a poser,
Positioning himself as a world-class deal closer.
But given his post-election antics,
It’s not even a question of semantics
He’ll be remembered as being the world’s sorest loser.
The Second Time
Jan. 14, 2021
Donald Trump owns a distinction no predecessor has attained.
He earned it through sedition, incitement and bloodstains, Though not an honor der which he’ll gloat, History will nonetheless ever note
That President Donald J. Trump has been impeached – again!
Ripped from the headlines, these satirical limericks follow Trump’s rise to power — from his descent on the gold escalator, through the insurrection he fomented, to his conviction on 34 felony accounts in a Manhattan courtroom.
